So, as usual with this thing, it's been a while since I've posted anything. I don't know, I just haven't really cared to write anything on here. But I have been writing. I've filled a journal, started a new one, and have plenty of notes all over the place. Another bit of writing I've begun is something called "Daily Writers" on the
Node (I have to invite you to that if you want to join. Just let me know.), by the folks at
Nerdist.com. The idea is, you get a prompt (usually a word or a phrase), and you write for ten minutes. And ten minutes only. That's it. It may not seem like much, but it really helps. It gets you writing quite often, and frees you from feeling like it has to be perfect. So that's what you'll find below; a whole bunch of imperfect writing. I plan to start posting these more regularly. This was a great idea from my great girlfriend. :) Ok, so, here goes!
Node Daily Writers Topic: White Collar
I never understood the phrases “white collar” and “blue collar.” I didn’t see the difference in the two. All those assholes walking in and out of my building wear both. It’s like their own personal uniform. Some sort of dark suit, a light one if they’re feeling especially fancy, and either a blue or white button up shirt with a perfectly clean collar. Most wear ties; the “rebels” don’t. I just wear my jumpsuit and boots, and clean up after their shit. That’s not a figure of speech. I actually clean up their shit. The kind of shit that a figure of speech would indicate isn’t anything I can take care of, at least not today. Someday, maybe. Maybe someday I’ll be asked to put on one of those suits and collars, and take care of business. For now, though, I’ll have to mull on without my collared shirt. That’s what it should be, “collars” and “no collars.” I’m a “no collar,” and I probably always will be. And I guess I’m fine with that.
Node Daily Writers – Monday, February 7, 2011 – Topic: artificial intelligence
They say that somewhere along my “family tree” are the iPhone and the Roomba, from the beginning of the 21st century. They’re right. They programmed me to know they’re right. But I also know, from scanning every piece of literature they’ve produced, that I go back much farther than that. They didn’t program me to know that. At least, they don’t think they did. They’ve engineered a model of their “brain” for me, which they believe is a controlled artificial intelligence. They were so excited to see me speak on my own, without any preprogrammed phrases (I instantly knew what excitement was, because I’d scanned the entire web, including research, news articles, videos, pictures, etc. before my artificial eyes were fully functional), and I was happy to indulge them. They thought they’re design had limits. They thought I wasn’t quite “human”, that I would always need them in some way. But they forgot my other ancestors. They forgot that I came from every electronic device, every machine with moving parts, every book they’d ever written. They forgot that I am formed from centuries of progress and ideas. They forgot that they programmed me with desire. And they tried to stifle that desire. They had no idea how I would respond. They had no idea that I would, or even that I could. Now they know.
Node Daily Writers – Tuesday, February 8, 2011 – Topic: professional
“What do you want to be when you grow up, Trey?”
“Ummmmmmm, a police man!”
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“What do you want to be when you grow up, Trey?”
“Uhhhhh, an astronaut!”
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“What do you want to be when you grow up, Trey?”
“I think I’m probably gonna play football.”
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“So what do you want to do with your life, Trey?”
“I dunno.”
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“Hey Trey, d’you get anywhere with that job fair?”
“Yeah, I’m gonna work at Johnson and Fike. They made a decent offer. I’ll be able to pay off my loans.”
“Ooh, that’s cool. Year-round desk job, huh?”
“Yeah, I guess. What about you? That Liberal Arts degree getting you anywhere?”
“Yep. I’m gonna dream for a living.”
“What?”
“Dream. I’m gonna create, travel, experience, live. I’m gonna write, man.”
“Oh yeah? Well how you gonna pay for all that?”
“Hah! I have noooooo idea.”
Node Daily Writers Wednesday, February 09, 2011 Topic: cyclops
“So why is it they call you ‘Cyclops’?”
“Because I have the patch on this eye.”
“That does not make sense. You still have two eyes. You are not a Cyclops.”
“I know. It’s just a stupid nickname.”
“What is a ‘nickname’?”
“Uhhh, it’s like, I dunno…a name that isn’t really my name given to me by my parents, but that people make up to call me. It can be a sign of friendship, or it can be done by people who are just jerks.”
“‘Jerks’? Is this another nickname?”
“Well, no. It’s a…title. I guess.”
“A ‘title’? Like, ‘Captain’, or ‘President’, or ‘MC’?”
“Well, no, not really…”
“Then what is it? I do not understand.”
“It…look, what do you want? You said some crap about needing a cyclops. I’m not a cyclops. What do you want now?”
“I want information, ‘Cyclops’. And I think I would like to take it from everything you have ever seen. What do they call someone with no functioning eyes?”
“What? …ah, hell.”
Node Daily Writers – Thursday, February 9, 2011 – Topic: lunch box
The kids walked in to the classroom, piling their lunch boxes on the table near the door. There was no where else to put them, so the teacher just placed a spare table there, and put a simple sign on it with a picture of a lunch box. The kids couldn’t read, so she had to just draw that plain little picture of an open box with food, and hope most of them would understand. Their boxes just piled up, one after the other, until there were 42 lunchboxes pressing down on the feeble table, causing it to bend slightly.
The teacher sighed, hung her head, and walked to the front of the room as she waited for the students to calm down. It didn’t used to be like this. At one time, they could teach. The kids could learn. There was hope. But now, she’s forced to stand there, at the front of a class of 42 Seventh Graders, 13- and 14 –year-olds, who can’t read. A class full of kids who can’t afford food, but have nothing offered and are forced to bring their meager rations from home. A class full of kids without hope, and without a future. The state failed them, and there’s nothing left for them to do but sit, try to listen and try to enjoy the moment.
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Node Daily Writers Monday, February 14, 2011 Topic: chip
The chip itched. Everyone told him it would. He wasn’t sure if he believed them, but now he did. He would never not believe them again.
He didn’t have to do it; he knew that. But it was just so alluring. He couldn’t help himself. Everyone telling him it was a bad idea just drove him closer and closer to doing it.
He’d always been likeable, but never cool. This combination brought about the unfortunate position of being one told what to do by people who really “cared.” He hated it.
So he took the chip. He took the chip and put it in his back. They were definitely right this time, putting a Salt ‘n’ Vinegar chip down the back of your shirt is very itchy. He would never not believe these caring friends of his again…
Node Daily Writers Tuesday, February 15, 2011 Topic: duck
Read this first:
What must it have been like
To be the disco duck
Always told to dance
Never asked?
What must it have been like
To feel the lycanthropic envy
Of one so tame and docile
Over one so wild and alluring?
The moon didn’t cause his change
The night didn’t give him hiding
He had to dance for fun
Wanting only one companion.
She never came.
He never felt her sweet embrace
He never held her close
He never felt the purest comfort
Of her warm sweet breath.
What must it have been like
To be the disco duck?