hammockaze to my soul

if you don't own a hammock, go out right now and by one.
you may object "but, it is late right now, i cannot find a hammock anywhere." dumb statement. you live near a walmart. i don't care who you are, you do. they are always open, and they have everything. so go, wherever you have to, and buy one.
others of you may say "but i have nowhere to put a hammock." false. there is always somewhere to put a hammock. if you have a backyard, but no trees, go buy some and plant them. you are helping yourself, the earth, and everyone in it! or, you could go and buy a couple of poles, a post-hole digger, and some concrete, and set up your very own hammock hanger. with tall enough poles and some ladders, you could even have stacked hammocks. if you have no backyard, bring that bad-boy inside. now, it is true that one of the best parts about a hammock is the outdoors aspect, but you can make a compromise by hanging it near a large window. don't have a large window? install one!
why am i so adamant about this? these things are amazing. they are the pinnacle of comfort and relaxation. everything looks better from a hammock. reflecting on life is more positive when done from a hammock. naps are more intense when taken in a hammock. life is more alive when lived from a hammock! ok, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea. hammocks are great, and i think you should buy one. that is all.