eddie's suffrage

we all recently witnessed the electing and swearing in of america’s first black president. this is an historic event (even though i know i made plenty of jokes about almost everything being an historic event because it happens in history, this one really is kind of a big deal). sadly though, i was not allowed to take part.
upon attemtping to vote, i discovered that i was currently not registered in any county in texas, or anywhere else. this makes casting a ballot for stephen colbert rather difficult. with the time i have had, vacations and little importance at work, i have thought through some of the possible reasons for this difficult time in my life history:

1. the government heard i was voting for stephen colbert, and they wanted to prevent idiots from taking part in politics
2. an insane group of republican radicals discovered that my alternate plan, were i to come across a ballot that would not allow a write in vote, was to vote a strait libertarian ticket
3. i didn’t think about changing my voters registration when i changed the address on my driver’s license (in other words, i’m an idiot)
4. i have been identified as my own minority group and the government has not seen fit to grant me the right to vote

so if any of these reasons anger you as much as they do me, take up the cause of eddie’s suffrage!

me make money?

in this economy, which apparently makes one of my former bosses tired, many people are looking for different ways to make money. it would seem the advertisers have decided to use me.
this website was created using my name. from what i gather, as i am lazy and don't want to actually dig deep in to something that doesn't truly interest me, it is a widget/gidget/add-on/functional thingy that you choose to put on your mobular device and advertisers choose to send you ads you may like. i don't know how succesful they expect this to be, but with using a name like "loop" they are bound for success. i mean, look at me. i only make like 10K less per year than teachers. and i am a uta graduate. and...well, yeah. that stuff.
so, maybe their potential for success isn't as high as i initially thought. but if they somehow pull something out of their mobulars, then i hope they remember: they don't loop, I LOOP!

stupid

hello all. you may have noticed that i haven't written anything in a while, but probably not. well, i took the rest of last year off, so there.
this is for my stupid friend at stupid work, bryan. the stupid guy just won't leave me alone about not blogging, so here, take this. i have blogged. hope you think i'm funny.
i plan to continue this, once again. we'll see how that goes. until i sign in again, bye.